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Why wedding dresses are white
Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies,
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his
father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a walkabout,
he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, to which the
son replies : ' WHITE '.
he does the same for the dishwasher,
the washing machine,
the stove, etc etc.
Then he tells the son:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies,
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his
father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and TAKES him on a walkabout,
he shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, to which the
son replies : ' WHITE '.
he does the same for the dishwasher,
the washing machine,
the stove, etc etc.
Then he tells the son:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
Deckard717- Battlefield Admin
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Re: Why wedding dresses are white
LOLNESS!!!
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Re: Why wedding dresses are white
hie hie, pitty we dont have any female members.. :heart:
Sure they would love this!!
Sure they would love this!!
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Re: Why wedding dresses are white
Morphza wrote:*copies the post and emails it to Deckard's missus*
Wife Deckard
Nice try Morph...she saw that one and laughed
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