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ROBOTS & MARTINIS
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh,
about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing F1 racing, the latest cricket scores, and what to
expect from Ernie Els the coming week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This
time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u a B-l-u-e B-u-l-l-s s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?????"
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh,
about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing F1 racing, the latest cricket scores, and what to
expect from Ernie Els the coming week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This
time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u a B-l-u-e B-u-l-l-s s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?????"
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Deckard717- Battlefield Admin
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Smaugaroo- Battlefield Admin
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Re: ROBOTS & MARTINIS
LOL... EMO Smaug...
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Re: ROBOTS & MARTINIS
At least we made the semis ? Where did province finish again??
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Re: ROBOTS & MARTINIS
Oh, i see how you roll Smaug. please bare in Mind that 12 of our players was playing for the SPRINGBOKS ... lol Sorry so little of your boys got the opportunity, so you had a Full strength team of losers that just wasn't good enough for the Boks... have a nice day.
Joking... 8)
Joking... 8)
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Re: ROBOTS & MARTINIS
@Morph
Are you coming to the lunch tomorrow
Are you coming to the lunch tomorrow
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