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Post by Smaugaroo on 25.09.08 13:58

Q. What do you do with a Fireman?


A. You put it out man!




Q. How does a butcher introduce his wife?



A. Meet Patti.
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Post by Morphza on 25.09.08 14:47

Those should be listed under the "Bar Jokes" section...

Gotta have a few beers before those get told!
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Post by Cornolio69 on 25.09.08 14:55

OMG! Smaug..... affraid
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Post by Migs on 25.09.08 15:49

Doup! pig
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Post by Morphza on 25.09.08 17:19

One for the drinkers:

A polar bear walks into the bar and says.... "Can i get a Gin............. and Tonic"

The barman replies... "What's with the big paws?"
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Post by Smaugaroo on 25.09.08 18:11

What!!! At least mine were funny!!!
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Post by Morphza on 26.09.08 7:39

ummm... none of the above jokes can be ranked as "funny" No
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Post by Smaugaroo on 26.09.08 12:33

Ok. How about a smile? Very Happy
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Post by Cornolio69 on 26.09.08 13:34

goodluck
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Post by Morphza on 26.09.08 14:00

hahahaha...
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Post by Will1970 on 26.09.08 14:15

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,
'Hey, we have a drink named after you!'



The grasshopper looks surprised and says,
'You have a drink named Steve?'

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Post by Cornolio69 on 26.09.08 14:17

Ok Ok let me try...
Here follows some Afrikaans sayings..
Ek sit nou so lekker ek
staan sommer op en sit weer.
Hys so skeel - hy kan deur n opgerolde tuinslang kyk.
Syt n hanggat soos n skouvark.
Hyt n skerp gesig soos n resies-snoek.
Ek is nou so lus ek gee sommer n dubbelbed met 2 lakens 7
rekmerke.
n Mens hoef nie soos n plank te lyk om gespyker te word nie.
As iemand jou laat eerste loop en s: Age before beauty
dan antwoord jy ... kak val agter die koei.
Selfde kak ander bak.
Ek is nou so lus twee poesklappe sal ook doen.
Ek gan jou klap dat jy lus kry vir niks.
Skurwe hakke soos n vleipatat.
In die yskas sien ek nie n six-pack nie, net n emosionele
ondersteunersgroep.
Moet nooit n man met n bril slaan nie... moer hom met n
krieketkolf.
Ek is so bang vir n slang, ek kyk nie eens af as ek gaan pee
nie.
n Gevolgtrekking is die punt waar jy moeg raak vir dink.
Moet nooit iets vandag doen wat iemand anders more kan doen nie.
Afrikaans vir 'Make love, not war'.
'Nai man, moenie baklei nie'.
Ek is nou so lus ek dek sommer n tafel.
Die mense wat dink hulle weet alles maak die van ons wat alles
weet die bliksem in!
Ek was so lelik toe ek gebore is, my ma moes my heeltemal in die
bad druk om te kyk watter gedeelte van my haal asem!
Ek is nou so lui my hol hang oop.
Ek is nou so lui ek trou sommer n pregnant vrou.
Om n arm pa te h is jou lot, om n
arm skoonpa te h is
onnoselgeit.
Vandag is die more waaroor jy gister bekommerd was!
Die lewe is soos breiwerk. Jy kom eers aan die einde agter
hoeveel steke het jy gemis!
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Post by Will1970 on 26.09.08 14:19

How is being at singles bar different from being at a circus?
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Post by Will1970 on 26.09.08 14:29

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

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Post by Cornolio69 on 26.09.08 14:32

Hou op!!!!! lol!
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Post by Morphza on 26.09.08 14:39

HAHAHA lol!

nice Will.... Very Happy
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