Big Boy!

A South African Boertjie is drinking in a London bar when
his cellphone rings. He hangs up grinning from ear to ear and orders a round for the whole bar announcing that his wife just gave birth to a 12kg baby boy.

Nobody can believe the weight but the South African just
shrugs and says, 'We make them big back home folks. My
boy is typically South African'.

Congrats are showered on him and many exclamations of 'WOW' are heard.
One woman even faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the South African Boertjie returns to the
same bar.
Barman says 'We were going to call you, everyone's been making bets as to how much your 12kg son weighs now, so how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers that he now weighs 9kg's. The barman is puzzled and concerned and asks 'What happened, he already weighed 12kg on the day he was born'.

The South African father takes a slow swig from his long
neck Castle beer, wipes his lips on his khaki shirt, leans and says: 'Had him circumcised boet'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Like so funny, I was reading and didnt even have a clue what the punchline was going to be! Lank funny dude, definitly something to remember!

I've heard this one before... just so happened to be by a guy from bloem, while sitting in the Bok Bar in Covent Gardens, London