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Dayvorce :)
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of
them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40
acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said,
'No, we both get up at 4:30 .'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's
why I wants a dayvorce....
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of
them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40
acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said,
'No, we both get up at 4:30 .'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question .
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's
why I wants a dayvorce....
Deckard717- Battlefield Admin
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Re: Dayvorce :)
ROLF,
Migs- Colonel
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Re: Dayvorce :)
Another good one!!
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